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accomplished
accomplishedCurrent Music: hank dogs: lucky break
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ira, gula, luxoria
heavy as their holes are deep
25 January 2006 @ 09:44 pm
okaaaaaaay... you can find me on aim (freizularmen) or yahoo (curiouspediatrician).
Current Music: neurosis and jarboe: taker
24 January 2006 @ 06:11 pm
i probably won't be updating this anymore. one can only wallow in one's shit for so long. if you are stealthy, you may find me elsewhere.
i leave you with this wonderful abortion comic book from the seventies.
Current Music: the baird sisters: lonely town
20 January 2006 @ 12:42 am
i'm back.
predictably enough, there is nothing to say.
Current Mood: 
aggravated
aggravatedCurrent Music: tricky: tricky kid
10 January 2006 @ 10:03 pm
of all of my emotions, i've decided that i like anger the most.
in other news, i had a co-worker, who was formerly president of the national ghost story society, critique "the roman boyfriend". he liked it a lot and said that after a few edits, it would definitely be ready for publication.
i'm leaving for maryland on thursday and will be gone until next tuesday, if anyone needs to know that for some reason.
Current Mood: 
cold
coldCurrent Music: primal scream: accelerator
09 January 2006 @ 09:47 pm
i just can't let this bela lugosi thing rest. i had to try it again, convinced that there must be a female celebrity out there who is assfaced enough to correspond to my picture. and what were my results?
that's right. julie andrews.
now, this is a sore spot with me. at the beginning of our relationship, steve told me that i reminded him a lot of julie andrews- in victor, victoria. this hurt me greatly. i don't like being androgynous, goddammit. androgyny is advantageous when it's being implemented by japanese men, and basically no one else. julie andrews would have never scored with an austrian nobleman in real life a la "sound of music" because she looks like a fucking man. in fact, if it wasn't for her exceptional vocal talents, she'd probably be working a low paying retail job, like myself, being told that she resembles elton john, like myself.
oh, and my other photo matches were hilary swank and sandra bullock. BOTH chicks who look like dudes. it's been an exceptionally foul evening all around.
Current Mood: irate
irateCurrent Music: prodigy, unfortunately.
08 January 2006 @ 10:56 pm
according to myheritage.com, i most resemble bela lugosi.
i'm not kidding. i didn't tamper with the results in any way; i swear. here's the photo i submitted:
and here's the one it most resembles, evidently:
ouch.
Current Mood: 
worried
worried31 December 2005 @ 11:46 am
i finished my new story last night, and i'm proud to say that it's the first piece of unprompted writing i've done in years. however, like david tibet (another aickman ripper-offer), i really only have a handful of themes. (any idea on how many times i've milked the tent orgy thing? a lot.) i'd really like some feedback on this, even if you only want to tap your finger four times and spell out the word 'SUCK'.
Current Music: ulver: plates 5:6
30 December 2005 @ 08:21 pm
given the fact that i can't seem to write a serious blog to save my life, i have created the stupidest one possible.
http://ramenrevue.blogspot.com/
go there. savor the flavour.
http://ramenrevue.blogspot.com/
go there. savor the flavour.
Current Mood: 
silly
sillyCurrent Music: taiko drum master!
28 December 2005 @ 06:45 pm
while researching sheep diseases for yet another of my lighthearted short stories, i came across this fun fact:
Lamb starvation, the number one killer of lambs, often is associated with lack of shepherding. Contributing causes:
- A "genetic will to die." Actually, the majority of lambs die for no apparent reason. A genetically caused lack of vitality may well be the cause.
Lamb starvation, the number one killer of lambs, often is associated with lack of shepherding. Contributing causes:
- A "genetic will to die." Actually, the majority of lambs die for no apparent reason. A genetically caused lack of vitality may well be the cause.
there's your thought for the day.
Current Mood: 
nervous
nervousCurrent Music: ensemble organum: antiphon- otin to stauron
22 December 2005 @ 10:02 pm
spoils from doubleday's going out of business sale:
the great god pan by arthur machen, with automatic drawings by austin osman spare
maldoror by lautreamont
funeral rites by jean genet
our lady of the flowers by jean genet
total cost: $28.32
the great god pan by arthur machen, with automatic drawings by austin osman spare
maldoror by lautreamont
funeral rites by jean genet
our lady of the flowers by jean genet
total cost: $28.32
Current Mood: pleased
pleasedCurrent Music: derniere volonte: le foudre de la tonnere
21 December 2005 @ 08:40 pm
happy solstice, to those of you who are into that shit.
Current Music: descantus: hildegarde von bingen- sol oritur occasus nescius
10 December 2005 @ 09:40 pm
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iworkatborders
iworkatborders i love it when things at work blow up.
i was trying to explain to a german tourist what a mullet was ("it's an ugly hairstyle. you know, short up front...") when the fire alarm went off. i assumed it was a drill, but then i heard someone screaming at the customers to get out. and that was when i knew something fun was about to happen.
evidently, a radiator exploded by the north entrance, sending boiling water everywhere and leaking into the electrical wiring. not one but five fire trucks showed up, while we stood outside in freezing temperatures, trying to figure out if they were going to send us home or not and watching an inch-deep puddle creep slowly across the floor. about an hour and a half later, we got a call from the gm, telling us to get in there and clean up because we were going to stay open come hell or high water (no pun intended.) i'd wasted my lunch hour standing outside in a snow drift, and the german never got his "mullet rock" compilation.
seriously, it was almost as good as when a group of kids got trapped in the elevator on harry potter night.
Current Mood: cold
coldCurrent Music: levoi pravoi: rus!
06 December 2005 @ 06:40 pm
because everyone else is doing it...
Your humble and obedient servant,
mourningwood
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In May, I stopped ![[info]](http://stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
treylis from defiling Lovecraft's grave (-20 points). When the stars were right, I rescued inlaterdays from being sacrificed (-200 points). In November, I recruited djdayglo as a new cultist (30 points). Last week, I defiled the grave of that traitor, Lovecraft (90 points). In April, I called down the wrath of Yog-Sothoth upon inlaterdays (65 points). In June, I fed nepenthe01 to a Shoggoth (250 points).
In short, I have been very good (215 points) and deserve to be promoted to High Priest.
Your humble and obedient servant,
mourningwood
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
Current Mood: worried
worried05 December 2005 @ 04:44 pm
a meme i ganked from ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
inlaterdays, because people really do ask:
1. My username is ____ because ____.
2. My journal is titled ____ because ____.
3. My subtitle is ____ because ____.
4. My friends page is called ____ because ____.
5. My default userpic is ____ because ____.
1. mourningwood, because i thought it was witty at the time.
2. "a loud noise in ancient rome", because a few years ago, i had a dream that i was invited to a roman-themed party at hannibal lecter's mansion. in the dream, there were tents set up all over the house, and there was a constant loud pulsing noise that echoed through the rooms. plus, ancient rome is cool.
3. "bright lights at hannibal's party", because of aformentioned dream; also, because it's confusing.
4. "we in the tent orgy": see question #2
5. robert aickman, because he's the shit. what, did you think it was that guy from weezer?
inlaterdays, because people really do ask:1. My username is ____ because ____.
2. My journal is titled ____ because ____.
3. My subtitle is ____ because ____.
4. My friends page is called ____ because ____.
5. My default userpic is ____ because ____.
1. mourningwood, because i thought it was witty at the time.
2. "a loud noise in ancient rome", because a few years ago, i had a dream that i was invited to a roman-themed party at hannibal lecter's mansion. in the dream, there were tents set up all over the house, and there was a constant loud pulsing noise that echoed through the rooms. plus, ancient rome is cool.
3. "bright lights at hannibal's party", because of aformentioned dream; also, because it's confusing.
4. "we in the tent orgy": see question #2
5. robert aickman, because he's the shit. what, did you think it was that guy from weezer?
Current Mood: 
busy
busyCurrent Music: sons and daughters: la lune
02 December 2005 @ 09:47 pm
is that whole thing about collecting wendy's cups to get free plane tickets true?
Current Mood: 
full
fullCurrent Music: justin's noise tape
01 December 2005 @ 11:40 pm
nauseated28 November 2005 @ 09:55 am
awake27 November 2005 @ 12:57 am
right now, i'm witnessing one of the more painful social interactions in recent memory.
genesis p-orridge is dead, yall.
genesis p-orridge is dead, yall.
Current Mood: disgruntled
25 November 2005 @ 11:06 am
In 1969
I killed a man of mine
In a small montana town
I was down by hounds
Hear the light has cried
Their voices dry and hollow
Hear the crowd cheer
They cheer me to the gallows...
4,500 words to go. i'd probably be dead if it wasn't for that stupid sex scene.
I killed a man of mine
In a small montana town
I was down by hounds
Hear the light has cried
Their voices dry and hollow
Hear the crowd cheer
They cheer me to the gallows...
4,500 words to go. i'd probably be dead if it wasn't for that stupid sex scene.
Current Mood: 
restless
restlessCurrent Music: team sleep: ligeia